‘May god have mercy on everybody’s soul’ — Damon’s epic reaction to Boogie’s signing

Damon learns about the arrival of DeMarcus Cousins live on the air

Karl Buscheck
July 03, 2018 - 11:07 am

Damon Bruce found out about the surprise signing of DeMarcus Cousins live on 95.7 The Game in the midst of Monday’s show.

It was radio gold.

Fittingly, Damon was in the middle of talking about JaVale’s exit when it all went down…

“Hold on. Wait a minute. We’ve got breaking news.”

“Shams Charania just reported DeMarcus Cousins to the Warriors?”

“Boogie Cousins to the Warriors? How’s that even possible? Boogie Cousins to the Warriors? If that’s true, may god have mercy on everybody’s soul…”

“Are you f’ing serious?”

Later, Damon was dumbfounded when he considered the Boogie-Dray frontline.

“Draymond Green (and) DeMarcus Cousins are teammates. Have fun with that NBA. Holy (bleep). I mean, wow. I’m sorry. No. Delete that. I can’t believe what just happened. I can’t believe what just happened."

And finally Damon got to Joey Light Years.

"Joe Lacob runs the NBA more now than Adam Silver does. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is, this is Golden State "Infinity War." This is Golden State Warriors "Strike Back."

Jump to the 27:00-minute mark to hear Damon in his own words...

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